Cake, boats and American Apparel: Steve Aoki's ridiculous tour rider

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UPDATE: Steve Aoki has responded to the kerfuffle over his diva demands, defending that many of the items on the rider are for his crew. The rest? “Two bottles of Cristal is definitely a ballin’ move,” he jested. “Do I need it? No, but if I can get it…sweet!” You can read the full thing on his blog.

As all that wasteful cake-throwing and champagne-spraying would suggest, Steve Aoki is a man prone to excess. But if you’ve ever wondered just how extravagant the Dim Mak boss’ whims are, here you go: a ridiculous and rather hilarious rider for the LA personality has surfaced online detailing Aoki’s every on-tour demand, right down to the last pair of socks (crew style, please).

Harderbloggerfaster has posted the rider from an anonymous source, which spans technical, prop and hospitality requirements any promoter wishing to play host to Aoki must fulfil. There’s plenty of reasonable requests – towels, organic fruit and nearby hotel rooms all rating a mention. But then there’s some more eyebrow-raising requests: 3 large black v-neck t-shirts (“American Apparel or H&M is acceptable”), 6 pairs of men’s underwear (briefs, not boxers) and a promoter paid-for meal from a restaurant serving “organic based serving local foods, grass fed meat, non-refined sugars, non-bleached flours, etc”. Oh, and one 1/8 of local weed.

Then there’s everything essential for a standard Steve Aoki show. Required is one inflatable boat or dingie suitable for 2-3 people, confetti sprayers, two medium sized cakes reading “DIM MAK” – which, mercifully for the audience member whose face it’ll be landing in specifies the need a “soft cake, soft icing, nothing dense or bundt” – and three bottles of champagne (“no screw off top, must have a cork”).

Naturally, there’s plenty of other booze included on the rider: two bottles of premium vodka (Grey Goose or Belvedere), two bottles of Cristal or Dom Perignon (hopefully that’s for drinking and not spraying) for backstage and another two for the hotel room, as well as one bottle of high-end red wine all making the list. You can check out the full rider below – keep in mind, all this is for just one night.

Comments

  • Conor- on the 20th Jun, 2012

    Did they really mispell 'burnt', in the second picture about the cakes? Holy Jesus

  • katiecunningham on the 20th Jun, 2012

    @Conor - I think bundt means 'pudding-filled'. Wouldn't want some steaming hot chocolate sludge erupting all over your face, hey.

  • Clint84 on the 20th Jun, 2012

    bundt is a type of cake

  • justo87 on the 20th Jun, 2012

    ...as is Steve Aoki

  • Mercury-Drinker on the 20th Jun, 2012

    What a wanker.

  • ToyBox on the 20th Jun, 2012

    local grass

  • Makkaaa on the 20th Jun, 2012

    1 bottle of Listerine, at least Aoki has good dental hygiene.

  • khas on the 20th Jun, 2012

    Somewhere in the midst of all the chaos there he goes for a nice quiet cup of green tea?

  • Matthew de Groot on the 20th Jun, 2012

    Six pairs of underwear? For one show? What the fuck is he up too?

  • Saliki on the 20th Jun, 2012

    If you were as famous wouldn't you want to make the most ridiculous and hilarious rider possible, Iggy Pop style?

  • mlirosi on the 20th Jun, 2012

    a bundt cake

  • josh_goods on the 20th Jun, 2012

    id like to see the ruler that shows 5 feet to be 1 metre

  • Wowk on the 20th Jun, 2012

    It just goes to highlight how little he has going for him musically if he needs "props" to entertain people.

  • VOITY81 on the 20th Jun, 2012

    Im suprised there is no douche wipes on that list.....

  • DHindahouse on the 20th Jun, 2012

    He can turn the inflatable boat upside down and run away when people pelt him with things for being a total douche.

  • F_Grimes on the 20th Jun, 2012

    Lol, what a wanker. I also "lol" at "organic yoghurt, organic protein drinks, organic fruit, omega B smoothies, green tea etc.." yet he orders at least 8-9 bottles of alcohol and "local grass".

  • DTrancer on the 20th Jun, 2012

    25% of the show are steve's vocals..

  • Morecowbell on the 20th Jun, 2012

    When vocals become 25% of your DJ set, you need to start thinking about putting a fucking sock in it, Steve.

  • lawlietskyy on the 20th Jun, 2012

    This guy is a classic example of what's wrong with dance music, what a complete f*ckwit

  • bradj88 on the 20th Jun, 2012

    Agreed! For some reason the rock star attitude isn't as cool for pop electro wankers like Aoki.

  • funkdupkat on the 20th Jun, 2012

    only 1/8 LAME......

  • kane2188 on the 21st Jun, 2012

    id ask for at least an ounce...

  • walkdogz on the 21st Jun, 2012

    it's up to ITM to get there hands on a few more of these riders to confirm whether he's a douche or not... his blog explains it all pretty well.

  • hbomb203 on the 23rd Jun, 2012

    i'm not a fan of his music (or cake throwing - cake is for EATING) but fair play to the guy, he did actually respond and manages to not come across as a total dick. http://www.dontparty.co.za/2012/06/steve-aokis-rider-man-responds/